My manager tells me that most of the fan mail my interns handle comes from people who want to know what became of me after I decided to stop making television appearances.

We put together the list of pages below to help my fans understand the gigantic corporate conspiracy that eventually led to the demise of my raging rock'n'roll lifestyle.

In the beginning ...

First, there was Frito-Lay. They gave me my first big break and subsequently took over my juicy cerebellum. My controversial rise to fame and my precipitous fall from grace into the seedy underworld of San Francisco are chronicled here (WARNING: These archives are completely outdated.)

Going Gonzo in the 90s

I spent the better half of the 90s at the School of the Americas learning the finer points of information warfare. Internal turmoil at the agency eventually led to the termination of the program. My fellow operatives were systematically exterminated but I managed to escape by assuming a new identity. After years on the run I was granted a stay of execution. I am now free pursue my own interests as long as clear everything with The Government first.

The Naughties and Beyond

As a free man, I've dedicated my life to learning obscure arts from powerful masters. Secretly I continue to perform heinous, unnatural experiments on the minds of my human guinnea pigs. With the New Millenium ahead of us, I believe the best is yet to come.

If you're trying to dig-up dirt about me, the following sites might come in handy:

Gu�a Virtual de la Ciudad de M�xico
San Francisco Guide
French-American International School
Lycee Francais La Perouse

Here's some more generally useful links...
... and here's a very recent portrait and a slighty recent recent portrait. Also a photo booth shot and a halloween shot.